anoynomous
France
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
randinosaur
United States
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
me
Wyandotte, United States
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Wick
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
wrongcar
United States
It wasn't me, officer
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
neverdatingacopagain
United States
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
Joel
Today, I got a ticket for doing 38mph in a 45mph zone. Apparently you can be cited for "impeding traffic" even when you're the only car on the road. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
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kayvan 8
That ticket won't stand up in court, especially with the arresting officer's relationship to your ex. Fight it!
cucuto89 0
you should do her and break her heart again
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Comments (191)
alexsandria83 18
I would fight it there is no way that will hold up in court
StarWarsDude13 13
That's ridiculous. If it were me, I would have filed a lawsuit immediately.
CzarLaval 9
Fight that shit thats so corrupt. **** the police ! Most of them are terrible worthless people with serious self image problems. Im sorry dick heads like that exists it really is a shame.
TonyDobiii 5
U kno most cops actually take tht as speeding so u can't really say it your fault for being her ec
penguin_bitchez 15
what a prick.
Shieldsam 15
I don't know how it works in France, but England you're allowed to be within 10% of the speed limit before they fine you.
urbanbigfoot 20
I didn't know France used MPH. I thought the U.S. was just a loner country with complex ways of math.
399 41
lol