anoynomous
France
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
randinosaur
United States
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
me
Wyandotte, United States
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Wick
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
wrongcar
United States
It wasn't me, officer
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
neverdatingacopagain
United States
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
Joel
Today, I got a ticket for doing 38mph in a 45mph zone. Apparently you can be cited for "impeding traffic" even when you're the only car on the road. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Top comments
kayvan 8
That ticket won't stand up in court, especially with the arresting officer's relationship to your ex. Fight it!
cucuto89 0
you should do her and break her heart again
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Comments (191)
barbiegirl491 1
dang! that sucks!
ArielTheMermaid 17
hey you gotta obey the limit :) lol jk
ClarinetKid 0
Well, you were speeding.
omgdoublefml 3
I don't know the laws in France but I'm fairly certain that's illegal. Speedometers are only so accurate.
olivercooper 6
Fight the man!
ma1_eatley 2
I have two daughters and I'm a cop. I woulda waited till you forgot to signal a lane change or something
marramrammar 2
I am with Kayvan response- go to court unless you have a digital display it is hard to tell what is one mile above 30. The judge will throw it out or he won't show up to court, and just have you blowing a day in court. Good part is if his arse does it again you can sue him for harrassment and mental anguish !
xxjenn27xx 8
Thats ****** up
BracJones214 3
You were most likely in a town with strict speeding laws, a strict police office, or a douchy dad that wants revenge for his daughters/sons heart.
Survivor2001 10
Someone's mad