Today, my roommate observed that if my eyes were turned upside down, they would look the same - and proved it with Photoshop. After a bit of thought, she decided that it's because the bags under my eyes are dark enough to look like eyelids. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that, while not exactly probable, you can get pimples on your eyes that are only visible when you close said eye. I get them in all sorts of weird and uncomfortable places, but this takes the cake. How is that even possible? FML
Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, at a family reunion, my grandpa loudly said that I look like "a cheap Vegas whore" because of my heavy purple eye-shadow. I could tell that a few other people agreed. I was too embarrassed to explain that the "eye-shadow" was just dark circles from fatigue. FML
Today, I used a red-eye removal tool on one of my photos. I quickly realised how bad my acne is when the software couldn't distinguish between my eyes and cheeks. FML
Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
I imagine the Mona Lisa was painted as similar proof. "Hey, Lisa, if your eyes were turned upside down, they'd look the same. Lenny, get over here and paint her." "Please, it's Leonardo. And okay…"
mermaidkeels 26
I think your roommate has a little too much free time on her hands...
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Comments (9)
srhearrell 21
Well I hope that no matter what people say, you remember that you are beautiful.
Tripartita 45
I hope that no matter what people say, OP knows their hair smells fantastic. Would anybody care to contribute another vague presumption of their own?
Lalala579121 28
I hope that no matter what people say, OP knows that they will be wealthy and successful.
Michaelsupset 14
Well I hope that no matter what people say, you remember that this type of comment is feel-good bullshit
hellnosucka 27
I hope that no matter what people say, you remember that you are a 5'6 foot, dark haired and brown eyed person. (I based this vague presumption using the method of probability)
captain_hero89 22
sounds like your roommate really enjoys looking at you
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Sleep, you should try it. It does wonders for those bags under the eyes.
TaysDarkLust 11
How long should I sleep for...? 16 hours? 24 hours?! A whole year? Mine are deep permanent dark purple circles. Always Oh well, there's makeup for that :p
Tripartita 45
I imagine the Mona Lisa was painted as similar proof. "Hey, Lisa, if your eyes were turned upside down, they'd look the same. Lenny, get over here and paint her." "Please, it's Leonardo. And okay…"
qteabutt 12
I don't know if I'm the only one but I always found the dark circles around eyes to be rather cute. Anyways its ok OP if you don't like them there's always a way to get rid of them.
Mylehz 13
You probably are the only one
qteabutt 12
Oh cool.
mermaidkeels 26
I think your roommate has a little too much free time on her hands...
chuchaiilabss 19
Your roommate is kinda observant.
RamboRambo 8
I see what you did there.
dracolich 27
Your roommate is really committed!
randybryant799 21
Why does it even matter?