anoynomous
France
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
randinosaur
United States
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
me
Wyandotte, United States
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Wick
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
wrongcar
United States
It wasn't me, officer
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
neverdatingacopagain
United States
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
Joel
Today, I got a ticket for doing 38mph in a 45mph zone. Apparently you can be cited for "impeding traffic" even when you're the only car on the road. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
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kayvan 8
That ticket won't stand up in court, especially with the arresting officer's relationship to your ex. Fight it!
cucuto89 0
you should do her and break her heart again
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Comments (191)
Finalninja447 2
wow
My2864 1
so? dont pay go to a judge and the ticket alone would say your not speeding.. well tbh im not sure about other countys but here in holland you may drive about 5mp/h over the limit...
MudPie08 0
at least the tic won't be expensive.....
jadee20002010 0
they can't do that if your 1 or 2 over the limit fight it it's retarded also a cop can't use the thing with his daughter against u
ponageman250 0
hey stupid, it's still speeding... I did that to
Euyup 9
fight it, win, and then mess with his daughter again, break her heart again and laugh at him
Fmliscrazy 0
it will be dismissed, atleast where I live if u ain't doing atleast 5-10 over they throw it outta court!!
tommurry 1
totally false
Amajean 7
you know that it'll be dismissed and he'll get a slap on the wrist right?
kurato 6
he did 1 over, police not allow to give ticket if it 1 over because speed gun is never that accurate. Sometimes it can be 2~3 over, depend on where you live. And OP doesnt deserve a ticket for doing 1 over, or break up with the cop daughter (what ever the reason is). That call abuse of the law for personal matter