Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, I got a text message saying, "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg". She also said that no one could ever want me. Thing is, I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
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xGolBLiiN 1
reply back saying "its ok i was cheating on you too with your brother... oh and is he free this weekend?"
iAmScrubs 19
I've been dumped by a fair share of ghosts myself. It can be really emotional, but you will get over it.
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Comments (99)
leannecloveryau 11
owie...
wispywee 0
sucks to be u
evanedwards85 6
I think the fml is that you haven't had a relationship in 6years rather than that someone got the wrong #
vballgirl811 0
This makes my day, it's really bad I'm sorry but I laughed until I cried at this! You will look back at this day and laugh(:
JessicaC13 2
what a jerk. Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
natluvesdogs 0
lol ha ha
Deathhound 27
Ha, there is an idiot. Such a coward. Don't be sad, you'll eventually find someone!
babycakesy 0
probably a prank text. Guys generally have the number of someone they're dating :P
onefinemess 11
Well feel better, I may not have fallen in love with you, and since I am guessing we are both girls by your sn OP you wouldn't want that and neither would I, on the other hand I did fall in love with your FML.
HomeAl0ne 20
I think that not only could he not face breaking up with her in person, he couldn't face doing it by text either.