Today, even though I told my son I had vegan burgers for him, he brought enough vegan food for everyone at a barbecue, and tried to get everyone to try it. Not one person ate a damn bit of it, and he’s now crying, all while blocking our drive with his car. FML
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Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML
Today, my son is a vegan who keeps talking about how Just Stop Oil are technically the good guys. My wife won’t stop crying because she thinks we’ve failed as parents by raising an arsehole. I've had a migraine ever since this argument. FML
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML
Today, I got dragged along to a family dinner. Some idiot invited my douchebag vegan uncle, who spent half the night making condescending remarks and lecturing us on how disgusting it was to have steak on offer at the table. A fistfight eventually erupted, and the cops were called. FML
Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
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Top comments
angus 17
Militant vegans are as bad as Jehovah’s shitnesses used to be
Hangryko 32
Your son needs therapy.
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angus 17
Militant vegans are as bad as Jehovah’s shitnesses used to be
poopface82 25
Mormons took over for those guys.
angus 17
Depending on where one lives.
Hangryko 32
Your son needs therapy.
poopface82 25
It’s just a little airborne! It’s still good!
Hangryko 32
It's gone. :(
DirtySalamander 9
you have a fruity ass son
Wadlaen 24
Why do these people often try to o push their way of living onto others and get hurt when it doesn't work?
Billsonhamsen 17
It's all they have. It's all they ever learned.
Haldu 50
Firt, English isn't my native language, so I apologize if I make mistake. Everyone is trashing the kid. Yes, his behavior is midly molesting. However, just consider this: he proposed to try vegan food, and forced nobody to, nor stopped nobody to eat their meal. Not wanting to be vegan is perfectly fine - I'm not vegan myself. But do not even just wanted to try one bite (by the way why, do they fear they will die of diarrhea if they swallow a piece of vegetable ?), and since your son is crying I assumed they were not only polite declines. So, some of the other guest at the barbecue are probably jerks.
idragosani 17
Should have watched that Simpson's episode where Lisa tried the same thing
ThorCTF 12
inb4 he did and in good vegan fashion he thought he was better so obviously he'd succeed
Underscore_foo 5
Why do people have so much disdain towards veganism. It sounds like he was just trying to introduce everyone to plant based alternatives to meat that have a disproportionate carbon footprint. Yeah he should have told you in advance and hopefully not ambush your original BBQ menu, but as a parent there’s no need to humiliate your son on the internet
WardenWolf 26
Don't support his eating disorder. Simple as that. And that's exactly what it is. It's NOT healthy; it's impossible to perfectly replicate the nutrients of an omnivorous diet. And they've got the delusion that it is. That meets all the medical criteria to be a harmful eating disorder.