Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, I got a text message saying, "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg". She also said that no one could ever want me. Thing is, I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
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xGolBLiiN 1
reply back saying "its ok i was cheating on you too with your brother... oh and is he free this weekend?"
iAmScrubs 19
I've been dumped by a fair share of ghosts myself. It can be really emotional, but you will get over it.
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Comments (99)
maj28 0
could be worse, u could be the intended recipient.
cheer21moose 13
That some Pete Lee up in there! Except it's fat when you cry and not ugly
punkout480 0
what they sent to you was an old FML someone must have been that bored that you thought it was funny, and sent it out to a random person.
devinewind 4
Epic. Schadenfreude. You just made my day better.
HarleyCycle 0
Well dang...O__o
mojobanks 8
text him back. my last b/f regrets cheating on me. not sure why though, his penis reattachment surgery was a success.
yummcookie 0
You didn't get dumped, some other poor bastard got the HARSHEST breakup I've heard in a long time, which is worse than being single. So cheer the **** up. YDI for being a crybaby
khaya 9
P.S. you look damn sexy when giving head. But the second time you stabbed me, can not be covered up with make up.
treeboi 0
Why is everyone assuming it's a guy breaking with a girl and not vice versa :!
TrollinYourMom14 3
OP, I'm cheating on you as well. But don't worry, I sent you a facelift in a box with some Vagisil unlike that cheap, anonymous douchebag.