Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I seized in the shower, making me trip over the edge of the tub, which is when I then smashed my face against an open toilet and broke my nose. Thank you epilepsy. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
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Top comments
morningwoody 0
You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.
vev_fml 0
Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!
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Comments (132)
iGreen_Day 0
This is one of the FMLs that make me laugh at the sheer... arrogance of people's insensitivity. Of course he's ******* scum.
iGreen_Day 0
WTF do you mean no one has seizures in public? They're not controllable you shit for brains.
tinuelena 0
FHL for being an immature jerk and thinking that having a girlfriend with epilepsy is "embarrassing." I hope he breaks his leg.
TheInvisibleOne 31
I personally volunteer to break both of them. ****!
Xellith 5
better off without that sob.
Mx_Rider 6
when i read this it made me sad..... i got even more sad thinking about this in my head i got teary when i saw that 59 people clicked you totally deserved it people are ****** these days find some 1 better
Mx_Rider 6
number 10 u would say that sick kid, you prob had a messed up childhood. mom was a milf. dad was a drunk. sis was a ****. grew up a screw up. sucks to be you number 10 :(
_neutrality 0
Be glad that you found out his true character when you did, now you can spend your time finding someone worth while.
jchansfan 0
Wow, what a douche. Sure it might have been uncomfortable for him, but freaking lighten up. Its not like you did anyhthing wrong and any onlooker would have obviously understood. How can that be his most embarassing momment ever? Your BF actually kinda makes me think of my brother... =( You'll find someone better...
ragsy 7
I'm sorry that happened. Did he know you were epileptic? It is a hard thing to watch. Some people may just not be able to handle it.
AntiChrist7 0
Don't date assholes. YDI