Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I seized in the shower, making me trip over the edge of the tub, which is when I then smashed my face against an open toilet and broke my nose. Thank you epilepsy. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
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Top comments
morningwoody 0
You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.
vev_fml 0
Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!
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Comments (132)
iCreate 10
What an asshole, unbelieveble...
Cigar 11
I'll bet he develops epilepsy or has a child with it someday. Karma's a bitch like that.
footballdude14 0
#46 calm down and we still have olive garden in Canada you have to get out more!!
waywick 0
don't worry, one day he'll have sex...then THAT will become the most embarrassing time of his life, and he'll forget all about you...
starberries 0
That sucks, but he's an asshole. At least you are getting away from him now.
apv12 0
he shouldnt break up with u he should support u u deserve better than him
bmboente15 0
eh, I hear ya, I have epilepsy too... it sucks, and your boyfriend obviously was an asshole as well
zach055 23
FMLs like this make me sick. I have a friend who is Epileptic and I feel so bad for her. Its horrible how inconsiderate some people are. MY friends life really sucks.
Cathica 8
what a jerk.
cookiemonsterxox_fml 0
Whatan idiot. Let him walk away you deserve better.