Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML
Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I actually had to reassure the girl I'm seeing that she can't "catch" my epilepsy. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML
Today, my dad had a seizure just after taking his anti-seizure medicine and having been seizure-free for two and a half months. Did I mention I was pooping while my poor dad was having this? I ran out with my pants around my ankles, due to my stepmom flipping out, screaming at me to find the phone (which she found). FML
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML
Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
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cptmorgan15 2
Yes, **** your life. Not the guy who's having a seizure.
Haiden_fml 0
Warning: Rapist around. Signs of rapist are; Going to the movies, video games and oldness. If this rapist try's to attack you shine flash light off and on rapidly until help arrives.
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Comments (145)
breepanda 4
Icky.
sterlingarcher 1
haha ydi for not knowing he was that much older than u!!
TroII 0
so a stranger could tell he looked like your dad and you couldnt? YDI
Mindtrap 0
ok obviously she didn't know his age beforehand, you people need to read before you comment. however, it brings up a good point. why would you date a guy who is twice your age and you don't even know it? I think you should know a little bit more about him then that
TroII 0
Blind date = even bigger YDI
Predental 5
pedo?
whippymcdumb4zs 0
19; it said "first date."
mfmylifesrsly 30
did you ******* meet him online OP? or was it a blind date? did he really look as young as you that you didn't know his real age? I mean seriously...
sadistmonkey 19
Even if you didn't know his exact age, can't you tell when someone is that much older than you?
tamoodielovesmar 1
who says icky.....
jvillan87 5
More like FHL because he got a date with a younger woman, then had a seizure.
TookaWooka666 0
Hey it could have been worse, at least you werent at home in the sack with him when it happened.
Waffl3z 8
lmao
Waffl3z 8
lmao
Waffl3z 8
lmao
Uncool_LikeYou 0
OP is so self-centered. a man twice your age is on the floor in a movie theater having a seizure and all you care about is how he looks like he could be your dad? there are obviously more important issues at hand here. idiot.
Kamon97 23
Ya see its at that point I would walk away A) he's twice your age I mean what were you thinking and B) if he's too big of a pussy that he can't handle playing a video game then he's obviously not worth it...
ceddyz17 10
awh poor op I guess you can't use the strobe light tonight =(
LittleMissSusie 0
ceedy: Kickass girlfriend, man.
ceddyz17 10
haha me? lol
Mubus 0
rofl @ 38
nicobington 1
win
agaba 0
85 - ur pis a win
agaba 0
*ur pic is a win* damm typos im on my ipod sorry
partygril378 0
wow ur a bitch!!!
SpectSelf 0
turned out? so you didn't know how old he was until he had a seizure? either he lied or you never asked. either way that's some bullshit.
DontModMeDammit 10
I'm sure we will see another post from him later today when he recovers.
TheRealBrianGrif 7
like "today I had a seizure while on a date and the shallow bitch I was on my date with turned it into an FML."
jjpavo 0
I actually feel really bad for him D:
khaya 9
This happened to me but I got him to sign a little piece of paper before hand. Long story short I got his life insurance. Thank god for flashing lights.
Doortje 30
Awkward xD
Garytt 0
blind dates :
cptmorgan15 2
Yes, **** your life. Not the guy who's having a seizure.
ydi_4_suking 20
yea thats what i was thinking. poor OP didnt finish her date...**** the other guy for being a ******** and ruining their date by selfishly having a seizure
ihaspanda 0
haha yeah wtf
Knottegirl 0
Cute
footballtracksta 0
hahaa ya really I'm sure your day was worse then the guy who had a seizure in front of everyone and the girl he's taking to the movies.
399 41
lol
SpectSelf 0
always check for I.d before going out with someone.
derek2143 0
dates arenot bad. when it comes to sex tho ask for I'd because if the person is underage even if they say they are not you can be charged
Haiden_fml 0
Warning: Rapist around. Signs of rapist are; Going to the movies, video games and oldness. If this rapist try's to attack you shine flash light off and on rapidly until help arrives.
truthinlies 1
lol win
rubysaurus 0
#11, only 6% of epileptics (including me) have photosensitive epilepsy where you can't look at flashing lights. the other 94% can look at whatever they want, so stop thinking you're funny when actually epilepsy is the worst thing about my life, and one of the most annoying things about it is when people think they know everything about epilepsy because they've heard of a flashing light. so anyway, stfu.
mfmylifesrsly 30
this reminds me of Miss March!! lol and 42 chill. I'm bipolar and when people make fun of bipolar people I either ignore them or agree with them because even though I am bipolar I admit there are a lot of crazy bipolar people that it's funny.
Haiden_fml 0
*sigh* It seem every comment I make I only end up offending people. I haven't even made very many comments either, I can tell I'm off to a good start. That is a shame 42. I was kidding, and the fact that he had a seizure during playing a video game that kind of hints us that, that might of been the reason.
keepmeonthedl 7
#42: I'm epileptic and thought it was quite funny. Who cares if only 6% of us are sensitive to light? It was a joke.
Psychotic_EGG 0
epic sauce.
jessdemi 0
lmao!! ^_^ this was just too funny
primadonna9396 16
6% of epileptics also lack a sense of humor due to damage in their overly sensitive brain bits.
ichikibobivopula 0
if you think about it OP could be like 2. and "dad" would be 4, only 2 years older... wait that makes no sense.