Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I seized in the shower, making me trip over the edge of the tub, which is when I then smashed my face against an open toilet and broke my nose. Thank you epilepsy. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
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Top comments
morningwoody 0
You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.
vev_fml 0
Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!
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Comments (132)
BelaLugosisdead 0
You're better off without that douchebag. One of my friends from high school has epilepsy. He's had seizures in the cafeteria and people would stand there laughing at him. It was sickening. One freshman boy even kicked him while down. We spread a rumor saying the asstwat had herpes and a yeast infection. He never got laid again in high school that we heard of and the school nurse called him down to talk about it. Win.
tem1997 0
I would die laughing if he actually had herpes and a yeast infection!!
in_wonderland 1
...moar?
dancingyrlie 1
*more
snzizle 0
um...mercyFML, i fail to see how a medical condition is an interesting side of her personality. it's a terrible condition she has to deal with, not some quirky part of her personality that makes her more interesting. I also fail to see what being a douchebag about someone's epilepsy has to do with ur "survivalism" skills P.S: survivalism is even less of a word than "moar"
ProtoBuster_1 5
Some people find some absolutely stupid shit to break up over? Just because the OP had an epileptic seizure in front of her (now ex) boyfriend at dinner? What an idiot he is!
i_r_so_silleh 0
wow what an asshole. he broke up with you via TEXT MESSAGE for an uncontrollable disease...i know you probably loved him and it's hard to lose someone, but he is really really not worth it. get back at him ;]
Crunchy08 0
How could he be so heartless? that really is just a horrible thing of him to do.
heatherewf 0
As if it's not embarrassing for you too? What a douchebag. You are far, far better off.
Gloria0416 0
You're better off without him. Be happy that you found out now and not after you married him!
SeximusPrime 0
If he has issues with that, it isn't love.
c0m4t04st 0
I'm so sorry that you got hurt in the process, but I'm glad that you're out of an obviously bad relationship. Believe it or not, there are great guys out there who won't just think about themselves and their "embarrassment". Don't ever settle for someone who doesn't genuinely care about you, again.
abeworld_fml 4
seriously, who goes to Olive Garden! You deserved it!