Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I seized in the shower, making me trip over the edge of the tub, which is when I then smashed my face against an open toilet and broke my nose. Thank you epilepsy. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
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Top comments
morningwoody 0
You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.
vev_fml 0
Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!
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Comments (132)
EEElvirAAA 0
Your life sucks due to the epilepsy you are dealing with, but that boyfriend sucked bigtime, at least you are now free from one of those two annoyances.
CoolHipDude 0
Epilepsy is not a reason to break up with someone. And breaking up with you because of your epilepsy therefore constitutes disability discrimination, so you should sue him for discriminating against on disability discrimination grounds. I have no doubt you will win in court. Beside, what the dumb fuckwad doesn't realise is that he will be missing out on all the sex he could have had with you. His loss.
dancingyrlie 1
i sincerely hope you are a troll.
rayrayy_fml 0
...whaaaat?
wildcat413 0
Sorry to hear that he cant accept ALL of you for who you are. If it was me, I would go back to the restaurant with you another night and enjoy the dinner we tried for the first time. I am an EMT and I know you cant control seizures. Apparently he is too thick skulled to know that. Best of luck finding the one who will accept you and all your faults.
Mimasita 1
I have epilepsy and it does suck, but no one deserves to have an asshole for a boyfriend/girlfriend because they are embarrassed of seizures. If my boyfriend ever said something like that to me I would want someone to kick his ass for me. can someone kick your ex-boyfriend's ass please? i hate him for saying such a terrible thing!
slaoN_810 0
coolhipdude your right, epilepsy isnt a reason to break up with someone. but neither is suing someone beacause they dont want to be with the other person. her disability doesn't entitle her to special attention from some boy. She needs to learn how to deal with her ****** handicap
musiciangirl591 16
its not a handicap, its a disability, handicap is an environmental thing, and most people go their entire lives without dealing with it (i've gone 5 years, still haven't properly dealt with it)
Connkidd 0
he's a dumb ****, move on:)
Kelishas 9
Anyone who's that ignorant, and selfish doesn't deserve you, you can do better :)
Cristaderzi 0
Well Fyl for having such conditions. Ydi for not letting him know beforehand! Ya know if you two were married he could sue you and take all you had!
HxCereal 0
@ 76 just because you're a virgin doesn't mean you get to be a shitwad. Anyhowwwww, he's going to get his in the long run. Watch, he'll get AIDS for being such a bastard.
DeathShad0 1
Huh. Looks like the boyfriend posted an FML as well. There's one just like this from the guys perspective. Epic lulz.