Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I seized in the shower, making me trip over the edge of the tub, which is when I then smashed my face against an open toilet and broke my nose. Thank you epilepsy. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
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Top comments
morningwoody 0
You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.
vev_fml 0
Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!
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Comments (132)
Squires_fml 0
olive garden is so good it causes you to shake uncontrollably
liy223 6
you should celebrate being rid of such an absolute jerk by going to Olive Garden. (breadsticks!!!)
greekgal44 14
hes a bitch. find someone elsee
ehbarrett_fml 0
I'm an epileptic and I'm so sorry you had to go through this. men can be such douchebags.
jumpedbiscut26 0
that's so f'in low screw him, Its only embarassing to him because he has no idea what to do. still just shitty.
IvyPalin 7
omg what a douche bag
bnvc 0
i have the same condition. almost 10 yrs now and im 19. better off without him if he cant understand.
zarathustra2k1 2
My mrs had epilepsy (about 3 grand mals in 15 years). I was never embarrassed - only concerned. He's a waste of skin - drop him fast...
nosferatu4444 10
wow, he deserves to get a seisure in front of all his judgmental friends
jdalpe13 0
I feel so bad! I have epilepsy and I would die if any guy did that to me!