Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
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Top comments
thepyrotek 1
Then shouldn't your neighbor get one to?
Vamphyre73 12
Well that is stupid, you could dispute the ticket if you have evidence they were in your spot, like a pictute.
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Comments (94)
zingline89 18
This is where you go to the hardware store and buy 4 tack strips. Then snugly place one behind each of the wheels of the neighbor's car.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I have this old saying: "When in doubt, use flaming dog poo bag, then C-4" Use this free advice on the neighbors front porch and car. It's worth it!
DrMime 10
Well did they get a parking ticket? If not, maybe the police just don't like you. Or your neighbor has other ways of paying her dues.
LaughinStock 16
HAHAH Doc you just made my day. Yes my day was boring, what's it to you!!! :D
GoW_Chick 15
I bet the only reason why you got a ticket was because you had fine written all over you.
ghostland 0
Next time your neighbor parks in your spot, have their car towed
perdix 31
Two wrongs don't make a right. Clearly, what you should have done is set your neighbor's car on fire and the park on top of it's charred remains in your rightful spot.
Gtaylorfication 0
I would go piss on the neighbors car door handle at least
meruu_2005 1
That's ****** up I would of told the cop that they were parked in yours
geod69 8
Next time call cops on them