Today, I realized that if I run out of cigarettes my husband wants nothing to do with me, and when he hits me during a mental breakdown it's all my fault cause I had it coming. He's 40 and acts like this. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
Today, instead of being an adult, my husband was more hysterical than my daughter during a hissy fit. It makes me want to divorce him. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, my husband left me for a girl who seems to have a mental age of 12, because she'll smoke meth with him, and I won't. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
Today, I realized my husband of 30 years consistently makes fun of me in front of friends, and he gets mad when I express opinions contrary to his. I don't think he respects me. FML
Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML
Today, my husband got home from hospital following a suicide attempt that was a hair's breadth from being successful, and told me he did it because he can’t handle being married, being a father, having responsibilities, then he moved out and refuses to come home. FML
Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
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Top comments
d j mom 9
wow... so many red flags here. Just get the hell out of there. now.
GoogieWithers 25
It isn't about you running out of cigarettes. He is abusive.
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Comments (7)
d j mom 9
wow... so many red flags here. Just get the hell out of there. now.
GoogieWithers 25
It isn't about you running out of cigarettes. He is abusive.
core01 30
He's abusive
sirrubberduckie 37
Nope. Doesn't matter if he's 20, 40, 80, or whatever. That's abuse and you don't have to put up with it. There's better out there for you, including being alone.
FluffythePink 23
Save your money, make a plan and gtfo before he puts you in hospital or worse.
idragosani 17
If he's hitting you, time to GTFO
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Excuse me? He HITS you? GTFO now. Call the cops, get a divorce lawyer, the works. That behavior is NOT okay - even if there wasn't any physical violence, he's still abusing you. Emotional abuse is as bad as physical, and he's doing both.