Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML
Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
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Top comments
Ryzaki 0
that must've been some smelly feet. she showers in onion or something?
Zmeilerr 22
Someone needs to take a shower.
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Comments (66)
krista2009 0
ew I feel your pain that's gross
anth665 0
alot of guys would love to be in you situation.
Tempest559 12
Smelly feet are the nastiest shit ever
NinjaJellyfish 27
Maybe it was just a one off? I've been on camping trips before and come back smelling foul, give it more time and see if it's regular or not. If it is, maybe a slight hint in the right direction?
Stickem101 10
Odd Dellarobia's sister? Code Lyoko quote ftw.
Mira Lux 26
I love Code Lyoko so much I'm glad someone else watched it.
metroido 21
i’m going to guess she showers 3x a day and her feet still smell like that. disgusting.