Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, my roommate found a solution to his awful body odor: bathing in vinegar. Now instead of smelling like a middle school locker room, the house smells like a chemical plant. I'm not sure which is worse. FML
Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
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nomz333 5
y do u think he was sweating that much ;)
AmberlovesJb 0
stinky...
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Comments (91)
Mjwnenrjs 17
first and that blows
Mjwnenrjs 17
yea I actually got a first! now for something intelligent to say... hmmm nah I got nothin...
AmberlovesJb 0
stinky...
sexy_middle_east 0
agree lol ;) u rvery cute btw =p
ring13 0
yummy is more like it...
callofduty4life 0
and I just happen to have a fetish for sweat
ring13 0
a bath?
Thanatos1206 0
A birthday cake?
khaya 9
If OP hasn't killed him by then
smileeee_fml 0
YUK ! give your room mate deodarant or perfume or something. yuuk ...
gutzzzz 0
hmmm April in Iceland, open the window. It will air out the room and freeze your roommate so they aren't sweating anymore :) and if you don't have a window.... fyl
mz_booty 0
well u know what your buying him for his birthday?? some soap for a start and I'm guessing his single!!
beatrucelynn 0
this seems to be a global pandemic lately. I propose a worldwide hygeine day, accompanied by sweet little cartoons showing how to use deodorant so even the biggest idiot can get the concept. c'mon people it's really gross to be smelly
ps592 0
story of my life
jess6blondie9 3
Ew. Some people have some crazy smelling sweat.
BahahahLOL 0
Mine smells like one of those tree-shaped car air fresheners. Swag.
GiggidyPants 0
and they should be applauded for expressing themselves through odour
MyNameIsBruce 0
Kill it with fire
insanesna1l 0
I have a manly musky odor which makes the ladies crazy. at least it did during my time in the psych hospital
RavenRiley007 4
that's just repulsing
beatrucelynn 0
it has to do with what they eat and that's what gets sweated out. it's really gross if the person eats a lot of garlic or curry eck! but really deodorant should work if it's used properly.
wisericky 12
thats hot
bigmanj28 0
air conditionin
mikolyshka 0
give em some ax body spray
nomz333 5
y do u think he was sweating that much ;)
15thPrestige 0
Because he was working VERY hard.
Frelling 0
Fapping.
15thPrestige 0
Tell them: Girl you stank take a bath, girl you stank take a bath, girl you stank take a bath.
jess6blondie9 3
If I had someone telling me that repeatedly I would keep stankin on purpose until they shut up and moved out.
15thPrestige 0
I guess it would work because he doesn't smell his roommate anymore :D
jess6blondie9 3
True.
15thPrestige 0
Ha yes! I win:D
denvan 0
Damn light up those candles
Perksofbeingawal 0
Mmm, sweat. <3
ydi_4_suking 20
mmm weird sour sweat
smileeee_fml 0
perk your pic is so cute hahah
abby1029 8
..eww
Gratalis 0
Air freshener is you're best friend right about now. ;)
Nimmrodel 11
Or febreze.
marilynmanson646 0
or cat poo