Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML
Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
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Top comments
Ryzaki 0
that must've been some smelly feet. she showers in onion or something?
Zmeilerr 22
Someone needs to take a shower.
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Comments (66)
lordcaliburx 0
call Mr. clean. he will show up and give the bitch cleaning supplies and stand there and watch her ******* clean. that's a real man. never once does he help but he makes god damn sure the job gets done.
Lilmama2Uchickz 0
Lmao!
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Sooner or later you'll get used to the smell of her feet and you won't even notice it!
jess6blondie9 3
Why? Just tell them their feet stink and need to learn how to use some soap! no need to sugar coat it.
whoisthisgirl 4
that doesn't mean she needs to shower... she needs new shoes and to wear new socks in them. the boy next door to me had that problem lol
darkdepression 0
That sux
UsageAlert 0
Many guys with a weird fetish would kill to have a roommate like that. FYL.
meowmeowwkitty 0
gross. I knew a girl like that but never said anything, just refused to let her borrow clothes or sleep near her
ashtonTS 0
lmao
Keylogger_0 0
Does the roomate have mushrooms growing on their feet?