Today, I got fired for following my work directions. I found out when I tried to badge into work, and paid $40 for a ride home. There also was an argument with my supervisors because I actually follow the directions correctly and knew what they meant. I'm temp to hire so there's no recourse for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired for following my supervisor's directions. That is to say, I was told to take away contacts from our team to avoid metric drops. The client caught us both, and my supervisor simply threw me under the bus. FML
Today, I was given my marching orders because I corrected my supervisor on something he was actually doing wrong. It seems I deserve this for "not learning to obey my immediate superiors." FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, I drove a total of 4 hours for my boss to demote me, downgrade my pay, and make the kid I hired my new boss. Why? Because I asked about the $500 missing from my paycheck. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, I was fired without warning from my job because I was not consulting my boss about things like washing dishes and throwing away garbage. Basically, I was fired for being too good at my job. FML
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
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Ubehage 32
Bosses don't like it when workers follow their instructions perfectly. Then they have nothing to boss about. FYL
ODBeefalo 10
I remember the good ol' temo days... got fired for offering to help newer employees in an area I am good at because "It isn't my place to tell my supervisor how to manage their team, I'm just a temp that can't stay in my lane.". My recommendation is get out of temping ASAP. use it to find a better job that is straight hire.
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Anderling 33
I sense a big lawsuit payout in your future
Ubehage 32
Bosses don't like it when workers follow their instructions perfectly. Then they have nothing to boss about. FYL
ODBeefalo 10
I remember the good ol' temo days... got fired for offering to help newer employees in an area I am good at because "It isn't my place to tell my supervisor how to manage their team, I'm just a temp that can't stay in my lane.". My recommendation is get out of temping ASAP. use it to find a better job that is straight hire.
D J's MOM 17
they must have had to cut corners and you were the only one they could do that with and not have to pay unemployment for. sorry op