Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML
Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
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Top comments
Ryzaki 0
that must've been some smelly feet. she showers in onion or something?
Zmeilerr 22
Someone needs to take a shower.
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Comments (66)
Zmeilerr 22
Someone needs to take a shower.
syddyb 0
Maybe she can just smell really well. My mom can smell nail-polish from a different floor of the house. It's unfortunate because I get in trouble for painting my nails on the carpet.:(
catatonicsleep 17
put a book under your feet, just make sure you don't knock the bottle over. :)
novair 5
fish
mintcar 10
Ew, foot odor is incredibly disgusting. I'm so sorry OP. You have every right to being up the topic, the room is half yours and you should be able to live and sleep comfortably in your own dorm. Is there's a common area where your roommate can dry out his/her shoes?
kinkajoujennie 0
Better to smell her feet then smell her stinky puss.
mintcar 10
Bring* There* Wow.
FailBear920 19
It was op's upper lip
jo929 6
time for a roomie pedicure get to know each other day
Zmeilerr 22
Someone needs to take a shower.
Ryzaki 0
that must've been some smelly feet. she showers in onion or something?
Susieee_Q 9
That's gross. You sure it was her feet? Maybe she brought some parmesan cheese?
samadams42 0
what?? lol that mafe no sense
Winter247 2
Yeah... haha what are you talking about?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Parmesan cheese in larger quantities smells like unwashed feet. That's what that commenter meant and it made perfect sense.
Kallik 0
agrees with 41
Susieee_Q 9
Yeah, it "mafe" a lot of sense. :D
samadams42 0
hey my ipod screws me up on purpose :( you hurt my feelings now.
Susieee_Q 9
Hehe. I kid. (: Just thought it was funny.
zacharytk72 5
LMAO that must suck
rockell 0
that's gross fungus
BWill9014 4
I will agree that your roommate needs to take a shower for sure but if you just opened the door im not understanding you're positive it was her feet... she might just need to wash her whole body because she's gross
Zmeilerr 22
Also, it wouldn't be rude to tell her up front, just don't be rude at all.
Zmeilerr 22
Also, it wouldn't be rude to tell her up front, just don't be rude at all.
Zmeilerr 22
Also, it wouldn't be rude to tell her up front, just don't be rude at all.