Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML
Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
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Top comments
Ryzaki 0
that must've been some smelly feet. she showers in onion or something?
Zmeilerr 22
Someone needs to take a shower.
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Comments (66)
saraheve1188 5
that's a turn on for sure.
DocBastard 40
At least it wasn't her pussy you were smelling. Or was it?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Cats are very clean animals. Pretty sure it was the roommate, no need to go making such harsh accusations!
Haveintercourse_ 0
Wait. Why would she stick her feet into her pussy... ??
Lalala1996 0
I've never met a smelly cat once.
perdix 31
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
tona01 16
great friends cross-over right there mister
ermkrmr 0
I knew there would be a comment like this...
15thPrestige 0
perdix, there feeding it to much chode
ryanst 7
I was expecting something a bit more clever from Doc..
kikibisweet 0
Maybe it was your breath. Ya?
AFireInsideFlame 0
that must stink.
sweet_candy_ 17
Time to get pedicures!!!!
perdix 31
Olfactory fatigue will take care of that for you in a few, long days. Your problem is just temporary. Of course, you will eventually smell like her feet and never even know it. Cheers!
Perksofbeingawal 0
Ouuuh, dat's nastay.
laurenv1234 0
ooooo that sucks
PeteyPablo12308 20
How nice... :-P FYL
alexandra412 2
Buy her some Sploosh!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Holes ftw! Lol nd wow your like the 3rd person ive seen today woth the same birthday as me! :p
alexandra412 2
Yay! You win a bottle of Sploosh for catching the reference. :D Haha oh, I've never known anyone with the same birthday...cool. :)
Stickem101 10
Me and my mom used to watch Holes all the time. I tried to read her the comment so she would get the reference, but i accidently said splooge...