Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
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Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
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Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
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Top comments
boating_guy 33
That's just really ****** up. You deserve appropriate compensation and he deserves to get fined or thrown in jail or something. Too bad kicking his ass would land you there instead
MidnaLink 35
Quitting or not, I'd kick his ass and get him fired!
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Comments (56)
sonshadsil94 15
Today, I'm working as a hairdresser in a salon. On my first customer, my hands were shaking so bad I cut off most of his hair above his forehead. When he angrily asked me what I was doing, I nervously blurted out the first thing that came to my mind which was "quitting". It's my first day. FML
MzZombicidal 36
I highly doubt that was the situation.
mutukrp 13
I think I saw your barber cribbing that he cut someone's hair so badly thinking he would be laid off for being careless at work, but apparently he wasn't..
cakefete2 31
Since the gender is not listed, I really hope you're a guy OP. Bald heads are a little easier on us.
oobergoober89 16
Holy hell that's messed up. I hope you got a refund
russfml 31
I would pull a jackass, use a battery powered hair clipper sneak up on him and buzz chunks of his hair out FYL
Digita1Fusion 7
Where it was an intentionally malicious act against a person, it could be classified as assault. OP should have pursued this further.
falsequeen 2
I want- Barber: say no more
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
Punch him in the balls
nphill82 21
Ouch, you got the "**** this place" cut.
potato63 10
Ha! Must suck But thtats hilarious Gla he did it