Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
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Top comments
boating_guy 33
That's just really ****** up. You deserve appropriate compensation and he deserves to get fined or thrown in jail or something. Too bad kicking his ass would land you there instead
MidnaLink 35
Quitting or not, I'd kick his ass and get him fired!
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Comments (56)
1dvos_grl3 21
I hope you didn't pay for it..
kylieh72 25
You picked a really bad day to get a haircut...
brittaaany_93 38
Really?
squishier 16
I can only imagine how upset you would be. I hope you didn't pay and they offer to fix your hair for free. seriously wtf.. How hard is it to just quit?
brengonerogue 18
the hairdresser probably wanted to get fired and try to get unemployment. it happens a lot where I work
Wipeout1094 8
Guess he's just not cut out for the job.
patrickalamo 48
Flattop time
ana_lee_bonde 17
I would like to know the conclusion of this story, hopfully one that ends in that guy getting what he deserves.
Steffi3 40
And he takes his anger out on you? wow..
ChrissyAnne23 6
Sorry OP people really suck! Also I really hope you are not a female! So much easier to fix that if you were male...
False_Stupidity 42
Well, it looks like the other hairdressers have their work cut out for them with damage control and doing the best they can with what he left. I hope this arsehole got fired but I gather that this is what he was aiming for in the first place.
countryb_cth 38
He was probably quitting to collect unemployment. So if he got fired instead he wouldn't be able to collect it. I hope he got fired and doesn't get employed at any other hair place ever again.
Metthew 15
Holy shit. Why does he have to be an arse towards you if he put himself in a job he didn't like? I mean, please leave the customers out of it if you're not going to give them free haircuts.