Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
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Top comments
Sweetheart34 2
be flattered! at least you have someone. he might be your boss some day...
Pelreskovich 11
That's an honor. Nerds united!
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Comments (478)
Xaviexis 6
Is your problem that he's a genius nerd? Oh my god, you deserve it. If he's sufficiently maladjusted, socially, and has a totally disgusting or annoying personality? Put THAT as the fml. It sounds like you have something against smart people which is, quite frankly, really stupid.
SassieCat6 16
I agree, alot of people who are hot are smart too
Pazu_fml 10
Uh, no, she never said she wouldn't date him because he's a nerd. That message is sufficiently creepy to justify any rejection he receives.
SassieCat6 16
Well on the bright side, you have some one who you can do your homework or carry your books :)
nightwolf86 7
I'm guessing you are a shallow bitch and consider this torture. There is much more in life than your high school reputation. This guy may actually be nice and treat you with the respect a woman deserves. But you would probably use him then dump him. At least he was polite about it. He could have been a jock and said "hey baby you should consider it an honor to be my girl" and treat you like dirt. But then again seeing how shallow you are maybe that's all you deserve.
atomicmrpelly 2
You poor poor thing.... you realise this was probably just a prank and he's probably mortified about it? Dumb bimbo.
TheEpic 0
Loser of today, winner of tomorrow!
budgirl4171 0
Well look on the bright side your kids will turn out smart!! Lmao
iyazwoodfle 4
Smart means money, take him!
Incogneterpeter 1
I would think of it this way of you say yes you might be made fun of a bit at school and of you are " popular" that might change but if you say no then one day he will be a rich million/billionaire inventor and you might be stuck in a shitty job that will be looking at the news thing you wish you said yes....
danielle25 15
be with him. maybe in the future he is like super rich or something
Blooblibloo 4
Well, if he is a genious he is probably right.