Today, my 3 year-old toddler wanted to try my wine. I kept telling her it’s adult juice and she wouldn’t like it. When she kept bugging me about it I gave in, and gave her a tiny sip. She liked it, and continued to bug me about it even more. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 11-year-old cousin walked up to me as I was enjoying a glass of wine with friends at my mother's birthday party. Thinking she wouldn't like it anyway, I let her try. The little fucker drank the entire glass in one go, adding, "Usually, daddy gives me vodka." Good to know what my family is up to. FML
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, my son tried my great-grandad's 90 year-old whiskey, didn’t like it, and poured it all down the sink. When I confronted him, he confidently told me it was nasty and must have expired, so he did me a favour and poured it away and washed the bottle. I had to walk away and remind myself I love him. FML
Today, my child's kindergarten teacher told me that my child said, "My mom drinks wine and lays down." I don't drink alcohol, although at times I drink juice in a wine glass. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm an alcoholic. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Looks like she'll be doing 12 steps before she can count to twelve.
Hangryko 32
Say no to your child and stick with it. You're the parent. YDI.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Looks like she'll be doing 12 steps before she can count to twelve.
Hunter Phillips 7
lol you always have the best comments 🤣
JackWood 21
You're supposed to substitute grape juice for crying out loud.
IHaveThePower 18
They make mock sangria juice blends. Try getting her some. That, or Ribena--it's blackcurrent juice, you should be able to order it on Amazon. Then she has her own special juice, and you can enjoy your wine in peace.
It_gets_better 20
When I was a kid my parents said I wouldn't like coffee, so I was determined to like it and lied about liking it for so long that now my main personality trait as an adult is a well-known caffeine addiction... because I lied myself into being forced to acquire a taste for it. Sorry it didn't work out like you'd hoped, OP!
Hangryko 32
Say no to your child and stick with it. You're the parent. YDI.
49_Donuts 15
Be the parent. The proper reply is ‘No’ if you don’t want her to have any.
MorganHex 28
give her straight vinegar next time
metroido 21
when i was a lil kid my dad tried that with me and i snatched the glass from him and drank the whole thing *_*