Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML
Today, I finally finished a gruelling shift at the hospital. I hadn't slept in over 30 hours, so I was happy to get out. I was quickly rushed back in after I collapsed in the parking lot and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
Today, after I bashed my head into the wall behind me yesterday and knocked myself flat while flinging my head back to get my hair in a ponytail, it still hurts, so I went to hospital. Yep, skull fracture with a slight inward depression. I might need surgery. FML
Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML
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Top comments
chessu 21
While you don't deserve being concussed, you're definitely not the brightest in the box if you waited a week to go see a doctor for a severe headache after hitting your head. Twice.
wHSKitty 11
You imbecile, you HIT YOUR HEAD TWICE and didn’t GO TO THE HOSPITAL?
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Comments (9)
DMA 11
“While climbing a fence”? You should try to sue, OP. It sounds like somebody wasn’t properly maintaining their fence so it’d be easy for trespassers to climb! The nerve of some people…
Lalala579121 28
That sounds like lawyer speech.
Cali 57
It sounds more like a joke, no?
Zekfen 17
You should start walking around saying: My brain is so hung my skull can hardly contain it. Or: my brain is hung like a horse.
chessu 21
While you don't deserve being concussed, you're definitely not the brightest in the box if you waited a week to go see a doctor for a severe headache after hitting your head. Twice.
thatslifeiguess7 16
How old are you?
wHSKitty 11
You imbecile, you HIT YOUR HEAD TWICE and didn’t GO TO THE HOSPITAL?
corky1992 33
Yeah I’m gonna say you’re not the brightest. That sucks about the concussion but you should have gotten seen sooner for a head injury.
interesting33 37
I hope you are ok!