Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML
Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML
Today, I bent down to pick up my dog’s mangled tennis ball at the park. At the exact same moment, someone’s Great Dane ran full speed into me from behind, knocking me face-first into the mud. My dog then ran off with another family. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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Goatinsfriend 8
If I was a dog..so many things I would to humans.
emmama19 15
He was protecting the weeds. They were his friends!!!!
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Comments (110)
GohanRZ9 0
LOL did you recorded it?
ydi_4_suking 20
Why would OP record that?
MikeMclaughlin 5
Could stick it on YouTube for a fail compilation, everyone likes them.
Roevera 14
Shame on OP.. not recording themself while pulling weeds and not expecting to know their dogs would headbutt them..
yahoowizard 16
No, he didn't recorded it
WaSiSimiLang 8
Interesting... No grammar nazis here yet despite it being the first comment and all... And why the **** would you even ask such a dumb question? Is op a supernatural being? Did she get hit the first time, think it would be funny to record it, run up to her bedroom, get the camera and rush down again, all in time for the dog to head butt her a second time?
Lachiew 11
How could she record it dumbass And you said recoreded
AwkwardPartyBear 24
1- Yes, because recording a video of you pulling out weeds is cool. Op didnt know this was going to happen. And its record, not recorded.
ladyLALAA 29
Thumb me down if you wish, but I wish it had been recorded!
slick5880 22
I actually record everything I do. You should see last year's bathroom bloopers. You would shit yourself.
manyourlifesucks 0
What a bitch.
kandi_kid69 15
Record it? OP definitely knew that she was going to be head butted twice... Totally.
jarrettd 27
No recorded!!! Noooooo
Goatinsfriend 8
If I was a dog..so many things I would to humans.
Goatinsfriend 8
Too many errors on my own comment. FFS.
teague95 16
You really should have taken advantage of the "edit comment" option.
Goatinsfriend 8
You can do that on phones? Where?! Yeah, no. I don't see one.
ladyLALAA 29
I'm more worried about how creepy it was.
Krirn 21
47- It's possible on the iPhone, but not the Android.
laden_swallow09 35
On an iPhone, they give you two minutes after you post it to proofread any mistakes. It's shown as a pencil with a timer next to your thumbs up/down buttons. After those two minutes, it disappears. Duh.
iThotSo 3
Agreed
Goatinsfriend 8
Haha, no. I'm just stupid, I'm using an iPhone. But I didn't know you could do that. I applaud myself..
spekledworf 18
I remember when I was a kid I was playing hide and go seek put side, so I hid next to the front tire of my father's truck. My rottie found me- by headbutting me. Needless to say i was soon caught with my face scraping the pavement
jarrettd 27
It's on the right corner of the comment right after you post it. It's there for 10 seconds.
missamerica95 0
Damn dogs..get a cat, they would never do that.
Mister_Triangle 21
That's like telling someone to buy a Mac just because their PC head-butt them twice and game them a concussion.
teague95 16
So instead of getting headbutted by a dog, OP could have gotten clawed to shit by a cat. Sound logic.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Cats don't randomly claw people unless you give them reason to.
Cho_Chip_Cookie 0
I don't think dogs randomly head butt people twice and give them a concussion for no good reason..
coffee_man900 16
Yes they do. :)
LaughinStock 16
**** YOU CAT (58) we are better than you!
laden_swallow09 35
He just wanted to play! :) Or he was knocking you out of the way of that sniper's laser bead.
BloodMonger13 9
I find it dumb that when a cat can completely rip the shit out of someone and get away with but if a dog bites you it gets put down and it's more likely that a cat will attack then a dog will bite. cats will attack non pravoked when dogs only bite when pravoked... anyway the point is that dogs are better then cats and will always be a dog is more loyal
Pure_Magic 4
Ha #67. Now that made me laugh. :)
bobsanchez13 0
That dog deserves an award! But on the other hand sucks, how unlucky!
emmama19 15
He was protecting the weeds. They were his friends!!!!
IOmnomHard 10
He was their friend and he betrayed them...HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!! #Harry potter moment. Had to. Don't kill me. :3
RoseTintMyWorld 8
He was probably trying to protect Op. I bet those weeds were more than likely his usual bathroom stops.
bitch_pleez 10
That's what you get for having weed in your backyard. (i know op wasn't picking marijuana, before you all jump on me for being dumb)
teague95 16
Nah we're not jumping on you because you're dumb, we're doing it because your comment was stupid
teague95 16
Oh and that people who always mess it up is how to use "you're" and "your". Welcome grammar nazi's.
cc_the_beast 6
My irony metre just exploded
KiddNYC1O 22
Remember, if you have to explain it, you should just not comment at all.
mackenzie2323 5
After the first time you didn't think to move or pay more attention?
firsties 5
Note to self wear a helmet befor picking weeds
bitch_pleez 10
Or put styrofoam on the dogs head
emILYforever 0
^win
gracehi 33
Growlithe, I choose you! Headbutt!
bitch_pleez 10
It's super effective!!
Mister_Triangle 21
Instead of weeding, OP should cut his grass so he won't be attacked by wild Pokemon anymore
ycrem0n 21
OP fainted, Growlithe received 100 experience. What? Growlithe is evolving? *music*
Nixiechick 3
Haha was he fighting weedle?
ClaremoreZebra 8
Either your dog is unbelievably fast, or you have the reflexes of a new born cat. Not reacting to sound, nor light.