Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
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Protoforms_rule 0
What's with everyone slipping and falling when they get out of the shower lately? FML readers: Beware the soap and water!! Er, then again, there's probably already some who seem to fear it....
ISellHerbs 0
Hey look at the brightside. At least they didn't take pictures.
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Protoforms_rule 0
What's with everyone slipping and falling when they get out of the shower lately? FML readers: Beware the soap and water!! Er, then again, there's probably already some who seem to fear it....
Bunnystomper 1
GG
MK1029 0
Wow, you're a ******* dumbass.
iljajlm 4
There are some family moments that just make you smile and be thankful for the family that you have and it just makes you love them all the more...that clearly wasn't one of those moments FYL that really sucks
MR_OHCRAP 0
I agree with #1, I am over these kind of FMLs. They are boring, shit, repetitve and not funny anymore.
alan1011 0
**** then their assholes if the same thing happens to one of the m pull up a chair and watch. c how they like it
b182link 0
that's horrible, what if your concussion caused serious injury, your family is mean
superboboboi 0
Umm if you were unconcious how would u know they stood there laughing? YDI for failing
superboboboi 0
whoops misread. FML
amd3lky 0
like me
ISellHerbs 0
Hey look at the brightside. At least they didn't take pictures.
dirty_blondie 0
i'm always scared that I will fall in the shower. hope you're ok.
sexymessy 0
Sorry OP I laughed before I felt sorry..but hey at least they went to check on you
NeonPopRocks 14
Duckface on FML!!!! Blam Blam!
FuckYourFuckingL_fml 5
And the Best Family Award goes to...
livelovelife01 0
1. feel better. 2. fyl. 3. I think they laughed cuz you were bleeding and naked. I dunno what it is, but I laugh at naked people. :)
GreenAlbatross 3
You are never going to get laid if you keep up with that habit.
FML_is_My_Life12 0
LMFAO GreenAlbatross!!!
livelovelife01 0
@29/greenalbatross: i've gotten laid. hehe. :) but let's say your girl/boy was freshening up for you, and then you hear "THUD" and see him on the floor naked. wouldn't you laugh? i'd be cracking up, then make sure he's okay... adorable profile pic by the way.
xxorganizedmess 0
Aww, that's horrible! How anyone can deserve that is beyond me. But yeah, I almost fell in the shower yesterday...not a fun experience.
prettykitty123 0
Haha that's horrible fyl
plexico 4
Falling in the shower story of the day FAIL. The vomiting guy beat the shit out of you.
AshleyRose784 0
concussed? I'm pretty sure you'd just say unconscious...
FML_is_My_Life12 0
its not the same thing. concussed is being in the state of a concussion which doesn't necassarily mean you are unconscious.
Vaetrus 0
It is not really a real word... lazy teens just decided to convert concussion. To have a concussion. To have been concussed. :/ "with a concussion" would have worked just as well.