Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML
Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, I got a text from my cousin saying that he's gay. I was thrilled and told him that I'm bisexual. He later texted me saying that his friend took his phone and said that. He also told all of our relatives. I accidentally came out to my family. FML
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RandomFool 5
Ha, I'm sure they have no idea what that means. But hey, there isn't really anything wrong with being bisexual.
tukker 0
Haha, I am too, but I told everyone I was an air conditioner instead of ambidextrous when I was young
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Comments (220)
bishoprsv2 0
Lol he's a kid. Not like he knew. Not an FML.
Reven27 0
That's too cute :) I love kids!!!!
vioh 0
LMAO. What's so bad about being bisexual? >_>' and it's kind of cute he accidentally said that. not really a FML.
iHavetoPiss 0
Oh yeah, because ambidextrous and bisexual sound so alike.
camuba 0
hahahahahahahhaha when I was younger, my cousins and brother teached me that "ear" was called "ass" and at that child schools we go when we are less than 5, my ear was hurting and I started crying saying "My ass is hurting!" ... and I just remember the teacher laughing of me and calling to my mom. lol
paks7 0
"teached" you? really?
fredwillkill 0
Wow, maybe they need to teached you again. lol I think the second grader knows that the word is taught
fredwillkill 0
Or maybe even "told"
Fuzz_fml 0
i'm thinking camuba is foreign? there are other slight messups that an english as a second language speaker would make. chill out.
CFR 0
AHHH that's so great! I wonder where he heard that one? lol
Luckster 0
In a way, that's actually kinda cute. It's just adorable when innocent children use the wrong terms.
ShadowsThirteen 0
thats amazingly win.
b5200 0
you never bothered to tell him he was ambidextrous? wtf
Gingerly 0
Yes, because second graders remember words like ambidextrous because they use them in conversations so often.
dizzyyy 0
Hahaha, that's cute.