Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML
Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, I got a text from my cousin saying that he's gay. I was thrilled and told him that I'm bisexual. He later texted me saying that his friend took his phone and said that. He also told all of our relatives. I accidentally came out to my family. FML
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RandomFool 5
Ha, I'm sure they have no idea what that means. But hey, there isn't really anything wrong with being bisexual.
tukker 0
Haha, I am too, but I told everyone I was an air conditioner instead of ambidextrous when I was young
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Comments (220)
bty245 0
not an fml
augustdanielle 0
Lmao. Priceless :x
genius_man16 1
I would have just responded "So what?" like I will do to this FML in general. Who gives a ****? It's not like people are going to die. god, this is dumb.
milgalo 0
Like people are gonna die in every FML?
redbluegreen 41
No, but the story doesn't really go anywhere.
NDnation44 0
y didnt the teacher just laugh it off and tell him the real word she didnt need to call home and the kid shouldnt have gotten in trouble it was just unecissary
mcsnelly 5
The kid wasn't in trouble. Teachers call home for more than just when the student gets in a lot of trouble. The teacher was just telling the parent what happened because the OP was bound to hear about it sometime and the teacher wanted her to know exactly what had happened. And the teacher probably wanted the OP to take the time to teach her son the correct word.
bigmack95 0
YDI if he heard the word from you but if he heard it from any where else then that sucks that he knows the word not the meaning though but still. WHATEVER
kira1kira 0
I remember doing something like that when I was little ya kno , not knoing the word u wanna say so u say a word that has to do with it in any shape or form, once after watching suite life of Zac and Cody like 5 years ago , i confused immigration with child services =9
RunZoneFive 0
Sounds like a homophobic teacher... Maybe I'm just reading into it differently than it went down
mcsnelly 5
Yes, yes you are reading too much into it.
alwaysalady 0
Just think, you now have ammo to humilate your son in front of girls when he is 15.
funkandspacejunk 2
LOL that is adorable!!! what a cute story!
iBelieve_fml 0
I don't think you're life is F'ed. Many of my best friends think they're bisexual. That's just comedic!
jesser_fml 0
um how is that comedic XD