Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML
Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, I got a text from my cousin saying that he's gay. I was thrilled and told him that I'm bisexual. He later texted me saying that his friend took his phone and said that. He also told all of our relatives. I accidentally came out to my family. FML
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RandomFool 5
Ha, I'm sure they have no idea what that means. But hey, there isn't really anything wrong with being bisexual.
tukker 0
Haha, I am too, but I told everyone I was an air conditioner instead of ambidextrous when I was young
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Comments (220)
carareese 0
hahahahaha. this happened to me before. i was in first grade and i wrote in a story, "my sister always CONSTIPATES me" instead of "my sister always INSTIGATES me" lol (:
20seniorparty09 0
it's ok when i was probably around 12 (yeah i'm slow lol) i told my mom i wanted to be anorexic so i could write with both hands
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
That's okay, he didn't know how to say ambidextrous. I used to use the wrong word when I was little too. My younger brother used to say '****' instead of Fire Truck. Yup (my Mom told him not to say it and would always correct him though). I'm sure no one in his class knew what that meant anyway; other than the teacher, obviously. xD
qwerty123456789 0
Why would your son hear the word "bisexual" more often than the word ambidextrous? What kinds of things do you discuss in front of him
noslo 5
Most of the class probibly didn't know what bisexual ment, so it dosen't matter that he told them.
icantellu 7
lmfao! i love your son! thats priceless xD
chick16 0
lmao, this wasn't so much an FML as an event you'll tell your ki about when he gets older. rofl thats hysterical though!! so cute of the kid. as for ambidextrous and bisexual being mixed up by a kid...both have 'bi' and 'ex' separated by just one letter, so it's easy to understand.
mohit88 0
U made my day
tomberryboy 0
He probally saw as you watched tila tiquella(I miss spelled her last name) Tips tiquella ****** hot
Chandy_fml 2
Reminds me of the time my brother, at eight years old, stood up in the middle of a restaurant and screamed "Guess what? I'm a lesbian!" and then later said, "I don't even know what that means..."