badgirl
United States
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Kids these days…
Today, I learned my mom doesn’t have many pictures from my childhood, but she does have a cabinet of police reports, hospital records, letters from teachers and neighbours, letters of lifetime bans from places, bills for damages, court records, and all from before I was 10. Man, I was a bad kid. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
missyoudad.
Australia
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Death By Parent
United States
Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML
Anonymous
Forever in our hearts
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, Mommy. FML
rosmaizura
Malaysia
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
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simply_improper 1
well, obviously she is right if you have a mugshot
OCDC 9
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Comments (138)
mariet_fml 23
Quit acting like a ********.
ShockingShelby 0
Lol. well apparently you are a problem child.. if you had a mugshot.
Gotrees 0
sounds like my friend...
jordanalexis97 0
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha....hahahahahaha..hahaa.ha.ha....ha. that's some great stuff right there!
Mysanitywins 10
You're stupid.
jordanalexis97 0
Have you seen your picture, Sunshine?
darkness4dummies 0
wat a bitch i wouldve said all the things shes done wrong and go to town on that
barlessprison 16
YDI. Come on lots of teenagers set up blogs or complain on their FB statuses about their parents. Suddenly when a parent does it, she's immediately bitched out at? Besides, if you had a mugshot taken, I can imagine why your mom was upset and needed to let out some steam.
darkness4dummies 0
my mommas the same way cept she just is complaining about me to her friends and my friends and well everyone behind my back or in front of my face
synonymous 1
Based on your highly classy profile (sarcasm, btw), it wouldn't matter if your mom said what she thought of you to your face or not. How about you try having (and showing) a little self respect for before you demand it from others? Just a thought. Otherwise, feel free to stay classy.
cldean24 4
I really wish I knew what it said before she changed it. Also, op is probably a little brat who doesn't get her way. Anyone who says "my mom posted a blog with my mugshot saying I am a bad child." and doesn't realize they are being a hard to handle stupid kid is probably a brat.
synonymous 1
Yay! She did change it! :D This makes me happy. :) I won't recap since it did get changed, but I agree 85, the fact that the OP has a mugshot speaks volumes. It makes me wonder what else her mom has tried to get through to her before doing something so drastic, you know?
AwesomeNinjazz 3
your mother is evil
bhmbloch 3
what's the website??
GeneralMotors 23
u should have used Yahoo! or Bing.
Skorne 5
True, you're much more likely to find nothing with those.