Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Kids these days…
Today, I learned my mom doesn’t have many pictures from my childhood, but she does have a cabinet of police reports, hospital records, letters from teachers and neighbours, letters of lifetime bans from places, bills for damages, court records, and all from before I was 10. Man, I was a bad kid. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML
Forever in our hearts
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, Mommy. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
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simply_improper 1
well, obviously she is right if you have a mugshot
OCDC 9
Rebecca Black
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Comments (138)
BrittanyPernell6 0
hey maybe try um idk talking to her about it bitching on here will do u no good deary
parxxx 0
at least it wasn't like me when I put my full name and Rebecca Black's video came up.
darkness4dummies 0
just talk to her maybe shell understand but dont yell speak in a cal even tone and say what you want to say
KimJongIl_fml 0
why did u leave so many dumb comments here?
nfc14 2
Written by 'badgirl'. Nuff said?
CoffeeZ 0
Sad, your upset that your mom is blogging about how bad you are, and checking out your MUGSHOT at the same time... wonder why Mom is bummed?
darkness4dummies 0
wats the mugshot for?
Dr_Amazing 1
You really need to link the blog. but seriously what's with everyone assuming any sort of mug shot is some sort of huge issue. It could be for something harmless like pot or underage drinking.
EvilDave 13
Yes, because breaking the law is harmless. You are an idiot.
jonathan6773 5
I know how you feel. The people you trust go behind your back
kristidgranger 3
then quit acting like your all that and not scared of anything and drop the attitude and quit getting arrested! you should feel bad for your poor mom! grow up!
SinfulTragedy 19
Link or it didn't happen.