badgirl
United States
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Kids these days…
Today, I learned my mom doesn’t have many pictures from my childhood, but she does have a cabinet of police reports, hospital records, letters from teachers and neighbours, letters of lifetime bans from places, bills for damages, court records, and all from before I was 10. Man, I was a bad kid. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
missyoudad.
Australia
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Death By Parent
United States
Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML
Anonymous
Forever in our hearts
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, Mommy. FML
rosmaizura
Malaysia
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
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simply_improper 1
well, obviously she is right if you have a mugshot
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Comments (138)
sblhaine 0
make one about how bad a mother she is
Sarahgrace21189 0
You have a mugshot.... Sounds like you have some problems. Stop complaining and fix them.
DanielNoTP 0
you can always change
ThisRandomChild 0
Lol if u weren't a girl I'd be sure u were my brother... Oh wait, they dont get to use fml in jail...
lmfaoooooooooo 4
u kinda had that coming
Mr_Wolfberg 0
there is always a price to pay if you can't be nice!
Malinkrot 3
Having a mugshot doesn't always mean you are a burglar/rapist/murderer/drug kingpin. You people are morons. Bill Gates has a mugshot, for crying out loud. I will bet $5000 that everyone here saying "well you have a mugshot so you must be horrible!" has done something illegal in their lives. I don't think all the people out there with mugshots for driving with suspended or expired licenses, possession of cannibus, or public intoxication are hardened, ruthless criminals. Maybe the OP got a ticket she never paid, got her license suspended because of it, and then was pulled over and arrested. OH MY GOD WHAT A CRIMINAL!!!111
Fergeus78 0
Your mom must love you so much!!
swimchamp922 1
you have no life.
KimJongIl_fml 0
ur username is bad girl