Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML
Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML
Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML
Today, my friend (she's 14) said she had lung cancer. This made me and my other friend very worried for her, but now we know she was faking it since when she was "at the hospital" she was at a friend's house, and her mom came to the school to confirm she was faking the whole thing. FML
Today, I found out that the giant tumour on my leg isn’t cancerous or dangerous. My mom cried, and I was super relieved. Later on, I heard her on the phone in tears because now she won’t be able to get a free vacation or home renovations from the Make A Wish foundation. FML
Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
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Top comments
Livinia 11
That's just plain terrible. What about all the suffering people who actually have breast cancer? It's disgusting she would say that.
mirrrbissonnette 0
what a bitch. haha.
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mirrrbissonnette 0
what a bitch. haha.
pertained 12
that's not even funny. There is a possibility she could find out she actually has breast cancer later on. I hate people who lie about things like this, for trivial matters.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
all that just to make you clean your rooms? my mom would have just slapped me lol
clouds7 0
that's not nice to say :( next time she says it they might not believe her that time :(
Zya_fml 8
That's not the first thing some one should say to make their kids do what they want. Thad very serious. Your mom is an asshole. She should of come up with something less serious.
wikkedphuka 0
nothing like some sexy rotten boobs to make u clean ur room....
icanrockyourworl 0
sexy rotten boobs? seriously? that's what breast cancer is to you? grow up.
rocketeer_97 1
25- I have read TWO of your comments & you already need to stop commenting all together. Just shut the **** up.
Kawboy 1
Have you ever heard about "the boy who cried wolf"? She's gonna **** around and one day no one will beleive her.
BossDavyy 0
Well they will believe a doctor
whitesox365 0
op's mom does this while good people actually die from cancer... thats unjust
ILUVMSC 5
what is wrong with you?
ILUVMSC 5
btw, that was to 25...
enonymous 9
I kind of want to know what she would do for a Klondike bar...
EKS1572 0
this is so not funny. One of my closest family friends was just diagnosed with breast cancer, I still cry every time I talk about it. Your mother should be ashamed of what she's done.
sexxxysydney 14
I think it's about time you shut the **** up. Mkayy, thanks.
sexxxysydney 14
^^ That was to 25 lol
PaRTy4LyFe 0
there is something wrong with that moms head..
synb2st 0
Well.. you never know !
USMC_FTW 3
25)shut the **** up >:| 81)i like how of all letters you chose to put 3 x's in your name OP just tell your sister your mom will die in 40-60 more years depending on how old she is now
ReptarRAWR23 0
Yeah a bunch of girls in my family have including my mom and it's not something to joke about.
Lumenoire 0
One does not joke about such things.
sharkwkrox 0
thats messed up
Suddenly 0
rip off her ****
NavySEAL13 0
well one the day she gets Brest cancer and dies a 3 months to 3 years later then they will believe but that's **** up
DarthScynn 0
55 - I almost could have died from choking on a chip because of laughing at that. Thank you, sir.
Yes_Im_Beast 0
a reply, within a reply.FTW!!!!! she has bitch cancer
coolwhiplova 1
Tell me about it!!!
terranada 3
Technically, she IS going to die....we all do eventually.
baseballbeast12 0
within a reply!!! lol
detective_oreo 0
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woow your moms good!
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Good? More like sick.
Zya_fml 8
Good? She's lying about a cancer that many women fear or sadly have, how in the world is that a good thing?!
ILUVMSC 5
that's not 'good' my friend's mom had breast cancer, not funny
akvc 0
what is your problem??? my friend's mom just died of breast cancer 2 weeks ago...it's not funny to joke about!
krista2009 0
that's a horrible thing to say
IronMaiden45 0
2 I hope you get breast cancer for saying that cuz its not good my aunt had it
kewlone645 8
two oo's means sarcasm
sarahBaby13 0
86- are you stupid?? he can't get breast cancer if he's a guy,
TurkTurkleton 0
No you're stupid because men actually can get breast cancer. I should know, I'm a surgeon.
chippa 24
Good Lord, 102, of course men can. Smarten up.
kittykat1497 7
I hope you're being sarcastic
Lumenoire 0
102, He can if he has the moobs for it.
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
you damn retards!! he is being sarcastic... why can't you take the time to notice?? bet you will think im wrong for that right?
courtnoob 0
102 is the biggest idiot ever. babies , men ,women, children ANYBODY can get it. my teacher whos a male had it. so dontgo calling people stupid till u het your facts straight.
whatsittuya 2
hey here's what I think you should do http://m.youtube.com/index?client=mv-google&desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US&rdm=4m4u2u91o#/watch?v=yV21TcbeAfY see you in hell
punky3240 1
My mom had breast cancer and this, including your comment 2, is one of the most disturbing and disgusting things I have ever heard.
skaterblue12 0
108- of course you're a surgeon.
venom1996 0
yet again DUMBASS
mystical_child 6
86， as stupid as it was for someone to say that, I personally wouldn't want then to get it. Nobody, I mean nobody, deserves to get cancer. R.I.P to every who fought to live
gunmania0 12
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that's one way to do it!
miraggg 1
thats a horrible way to do it... obviously your mom doesnt believe in karma
imnotcraZ 0
best parenting Eva! you should have one of those sitcoms like "my wife and kids" or "George Lopez"
PaRTy4LyFe 0
wowww. jerk
synonymous 1
I hope she has money set aside to help pay for future psych visits...
j_cat187 20
ignore her when she gets it
carolv22 0
haha who's laughin now!
vengeance501 8
you.
johnnybagodonuts 2
that's who
chiddy_bang71 0
lol boobs
block1 2
penis
ipwnlosers 4
blue waffle.
koolkat27 13
152- your picture is gross.
Trooth 13
some mom you got there...
jenna_rae 0
wow. it's not funny to joke bout breast cancer just to make someone do someone do something for u. trust me, i know >:(
Livinia 11
That's just plain terrible. What about all the suffering people who actually have breast cancer? It's disgusting she would say that.
xxlilz93xx 0
that's disgusting your mother is a terrible person who needs to sort her head out
thebug14 0
7- I agree !!!! Breast cancer is very common n my family, and currently my aunt is losing her battle against it. OP, no offense, but that's just awful of you're mother to say. Come up with something else, but lying about something as serious as breast cancer is more than uncalled for, its just plain disgusting.
kiaralove53 0
My mother did this to me but she actually HAD breast cancer... she's also a severe neat freak so I kind of understand her motivation.
curlyhead00 0
7- Love your profile pic
evilstewie 1
hey
flockz 20
is that her excuse to why her boobs are so saggy too?
icanrockyourworl 0
really?
massnerder420 4
Those are two completely unrelated things, which you would know if you weren't a complete moron. Also, it wasn't even slightly funny. Just sayin.
ShockingShelby 0
Ohmygosh. That's awful. What if she really did? Wow.
ujstgtpwnd73 0
FATALITY
ujstgtpwnd73 0
your thumbs down make me laugh.... thus giving me more power
lilmisslovely13 15
You're an idiot.