Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having surgery, I called my family to tell them I was out, safe, and on my way home. The first thing they asked was if they could "borrow" some of my pain meds. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, after I'd given myself a week off work for my birthday, and my alcoholic sister decided she needed to go to rehab, which then hijacked the whole week for her crisis, at 4:30 am, the morning I'm supposed to return to work, I end up in the ER with a first time kidney stone. The next thing I know, she's in the ER for an injury. FML
Today, while my friend and I signed the guest-book at a wedding, the drunk guy at our table stole my friend's painkillers and car keys before getting into a cab. Didn't need the painkillers, definitely needed the keys. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML
Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
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Cheryl Brown 4
I’d be making a call to the authorities
Mellowyellow15 10
Sucks to be you. Call the police on her ass.
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Comments (11)
Cheryl Brown 4
I’d be making a call to the authorities
RichardPencil 32
Suck it up! You don't want to become another opioid statistic. And wasn't it stupid of you to send your drunkard sister to pick your narcotics?
kfchicken 31
I agree with the latter but come on man, op should get pain meds after a car accident.
ViviMage 40
Depends on when the sister got drunk.
Robert Cruikshank 7
I’m putting this one on you. You should have known your sister would do such a thing.
Mellowyellow15 10
Sucks to be you. Call the police on her ass.
Ivy Driscoll 3
File a police report immediately
AmbrosiaFan 19
Sounds like you know she is unreliable. Should have asked someone else.
Matthew Irmen 11
Hmmm... a sister with a dirtbag boyfriend? Bravo!
ViviMage 40
Well, the narcotics or controlled substances my local pharmacy won't give without your driver's license. So go back with your license. They couldn't have given out the narcotics at least! If they charge you make sure the sister pays for the replacement pills.