Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Kids these days…
Today, I learned my mom doesn’t have many pictures from my childhood, but she does have a cabinet of police reports, hospital records, letters from teachers and neighbours, letters of lifetime bans from places, bills for damages, court records, and all from before I was 10. Man, I was a bad kid. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML
Forever in our hearts
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, Mommy. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
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simply_improper 1
well, obviously she is right if you have a mugshot
OCDC 9
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alex6946 10
lol ;D
kaykay9080 5
111- you stupid *****.
Jerm88 0
Same exact thing happened to my friend
Nuahavizu 17
113... her screen name is badgirl, and a criminal mugshot is a criminal mugshot. she obviously did something if she has a record, apparently isnt very upset about that, hence the screen name, and has her mom blogging about her being a problem child. >.>
phuckejiu 3
name?
VelvetRain 6
Whats your name?? I wanna see this page :L
Itsalltoomuch 0
You have a mug shot? Then I guess your mom is pretty upset about that. :(
kitsune3 20
Anyone ever stop to think maybe the mugshot is FAKE? There are a million and one programs online that one can use to make shit like that, and most people wouldnt be able to tell if they're legit or not. OP's mom could have made it online specifically to add effect to the page about OP being a "problem child." Think a little, people.
aerosmith3312 2
NgAlright so I was reading through the comments and at first i felt bad for the OP for having their mother post everything bad about them online. But the more I read, the more i was thinking that it really depends on a few things, such as what exacty was said on the blog. She could have just been discussing her life and the OP overreacted. Also whether or not the blog was set to private. It could have still been private and the OP could access it because she and her mother share a computer, them she wouldn't need the password. And then it really matters what she gt arrested for. There's a huge difference between an arrest for possession and prostituton ( just an example)
SecretlyEvil9792 22
YDI.