Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
Today, I promised my husband "unlimited butthole access" if he'd get off his video games and help me with my homework. He pointed out that this was the fourth time I'd promised him that, and that since I never followed through the last three times, he wouldn't be doing a thing. Well, shit. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
Correction: he's a creeper.
XplicitJesus 4
im guessing you havent either?
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wednesdeyy 5
Good choice.
shadowsofthefall 0
oh I get it, it's because minecraft sucks
GreeneyedWonder 0
I'm sorry, but the nerd in me must say that there is nothing more exciting than finding a diamond supply in minecraft.
awesomegirl2s98 1
I know. I have X-ray vision, So I can find it whenever I want :) :) :)
Levvy 22
Maybe he just doesn't want to have sex with a pallid, shrill, castrating banshee who demands sex via "ultimatum".
kaittt123 0
minecraft is not a game, it's a lifestyle.
LtChicken 0
you must be a really bad lay.
decerpitexsilent 0
haha...I know how that feels...but if you really want it, slip on a little sexy something and try to seduce him. it's worked fir me on several occasions
Alexhandr 0
I'm a geek. Super gaming geek/nerd, w/e you wanna call it. But I've got to say, if my girlfriend said, "sex or MineCraft," I'd choose sex. Call me a typical guy, and don't get me wrong, Minecraft is the stuff, I love it... but it's that or hot intimacy with my sweetheart. She wins, I don't care if she's wearing a sexy outfit or not.
raboof 4
Funny how different this looks when switching the gender: "Today, I gave my wife an ultimatum: either she could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, she spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft." For some reason in both variations at first glance it seems the man is the asshole - **** Our Lives :).
Equin0x 0
the sex can't be that good then