Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
Today, I promised my husband "unlimited butthole access" if he'd get off his video games and help me with my homework. He pointed out that this was the fourth time I'd promised him that, and that since I never followed through the last three times, he wouldn't be doing a thing. Well, shit. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
Correction: he's a creeper.
XplicitJesus 4
im guessing you havent either?
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Comments (424)
Kar98 6
YDI: Minecraft's always ready for him to play with and doesn't whine perpetually, complain about headaches, doesn't get periods, or mystery infections.
lasttoknow 4
do u think he has tured gay or something bc i would never pass the chance to have sex unless ur ugly and not good at sex
Tsui 0
You DON'T STOP THE MAN from PLAYING MINECRAFT. YDI...
MyLifeAsAnna 1
That sounds like something my bf would do :b
blueeyes74 0
That's sad my 11 yr old son plays that game
Noyes654 0
You obviously don't understand the pleasure attained from that game, you need to spice things up alot. Give him a threesome and you *might* grab his attention!
Calyx_fml 22
The man has his priorites.
piclemaniscool 0
That sounds right.
gwendolynn 0
whats an ultimatum?
FYLSLOWLY 0
Wtf is minecraft?
awesomegirl2s98 1
Minecraft is life. I mean, you can make a house out of diamonds and then kill ******* zombies!