Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML
Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, just like every other celebratory day (like my anniversary or birthday) I ordered my own Christmas present. My husband doesn't get it. I tried to explain. He openly admits he has no idea what I like and has no interest in learning, but wants me to have something to open so he won't look bad. FML
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
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Top comments
LeeRed 15
Well I won't call lingerie a present, its more like gift wrapping paper. hehe
HowieDoIt 21
He's an angry elf!
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Comments (86)
sparkjolt 10
you should have asked for him to wear it instead then!
TreyDuhh 10
I think he's in the right!
vbmg152 19
Agreed!
asherm 15
He just got on Santa's naughty list. No presents for him!
Eorlas 31
Thats so not cool. I guess he wasnt in the mood :/
nycwrestler 17
Whose money did you use?
bubo_fml 11
Did he offer you a lick of his candy cane?
spikekutter 9
whos your hoe ho ho now?
PokemonLove993 17
well its not like it was the only gift she got him (I hope) so its not OPs fault for wanting to Spice up the love life with a cute outfit for the bedroom and he ended up being a party Pooper.
kingdomgirl94 29
for all you know it could be his only gift from her, in which she has gained something physically in leiu of him having a legit present.... sex is well and good but a real gift would be nice.
PokemonLove993 17
that's why I said I hope. if it was her only gift to her husband than his responce was understandable, if not than he needed to calm down
FMLoverAgain 7
You are! Husbands don't appreciate that. Santa lingerie is only good for the strip clubs
lilcheekycheeks 9
Lol I did the same thing and got the same response haha >.< merry Christmas