Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML
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Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML
Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, just like every other celebratory day (like my anniversary or birthday) I ordered my own Christmas present. My husband doesn't get it. I tried to explain. He openly admits he has no idea what I like and has no interest in learning, but wants me to have something to open so he won't look bad. FML
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
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LeeRed 15
Well I won't call lingerie a present, its more like gift wrapping paper. hehe
HowieDoIt 21
He's an angry elf!
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Comments (86)
djinnyf 12
Yeah, because everybody wears that, underneath normal clothes, or alone... Idiot!
rogerover 19
Put it on and give him the rest of the gift!
xxEternalRain 13
Wtf does that mean?
chicag0skyline 4
Idiot.
fortunelady 17
YDI because that's something you could have done as well as giving him a present, not instead of. That's a bonus gift for after all other gifts have been opened, or a sexy prelude to said presents. The important thing is: sexy festive lingerie + thoughtful gift = awesome Christmas.
fortunelady 17
*Disregard above post entirely if this was just an early Christmas present and hubby got something else on the day.
roseB_fml 2
She said it was an early gift, so it probably wasn't the only one she bought him. She didn't buy it just for herself. When else would she wear it? She probably thought it would be a fun, sexy gift for both of them. His reaction was immature and just plain weird. Even if he didn't like it, it is the thought that counts. He should appreciate that.
tiffanyNcompany 1
you don't deserve that. you deserve better your just being nice to the man
Pingvinai 37
You know, he IS kind of right. That gift is not his entirely, it's something you'll wear for him and still have the rights to deny it anytime you want. I wouldn't go as far as to call it a selfish gift, but lingerie is more of a side dish than it is the main dessert. Get him a real gift next time, spice it up with this sexy detail, but never confuse the two categories together. You'll see that will bring a smile to his face!
Pingvinai 37
You know, he IS kind of right. That gift is not his entirely, it's something you'll wear for him and still have the rights to deny it anytime you want. I wouldn't go as far as to call it a selfish gift, but lingerie is more of a side dish than it is the main dessert. Get him a real gift next time, spice it up with this sexy detail, but never confuse the two categories together. You'll see that will bring a smile to his face!
Axel5238 29
Why would you get him that as a gift? It stays on for 5 min waste of time