Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML
Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, just like every other celebratory day (like my anniversary or birthday) I ordered my own Christmas present. My husband doesn't get it. I tried to explain. He openly admits he has no idea what I like and has no interest in learning, but wants me to have something to open so he won't look bad. FML
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
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Top comments
LeeRed 15
Well I won't call lingerie a present, its more like gift wrapping paper. hehe
HowieDoIt 21
He's an angry elf!
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Comments (86)
kittycat1597 10
He needs to figure out what kind of situation it would lead to afterwards.
StEpHiE1226 12
I commend you...most wives don't put out!
pheebs314 17
That's a fun stereotype... Do you think all Asians are bad drivers too?
MrItalia 18
Not the brightest one is he, he should appreciate the effort.. I would ;)
Namenlos_fml 20
I understand where you're coming from, but in general, it's just bad form to buy yourself something and say its a gift to someone else.
ilovegordon 6
i agree with your husband. buying yourself new underwear and claiming it's for him is almost as bad as him buying you underwear and claiming it's for you - even though he bought the lingerie for himself to look at.
vbmg152 19
He's got a point! I have to take his side on this! I never bought lingerie for myself & gave it to my hubby! I'd buy it & have it on when he got home from work!
Obey_StudBoii 23
Well isn't he Mr Grinch. He should be happy you did something nice for him. Merry Christmas love
TheNamelessOne 9
Why do females do that? Assume them dressing sexy is a present for their other half? People talk about "what it leads to" but sex involves 2 people no? So it's really a present for yourself. Sex isn't a gift.
Enslaved 38
You made an interesting point. (:
GhostChickens 17
I think it's weird that a girl buying something for herself is considered a good present, but men buying something for themselves is usually classed as cheap. If I buy underwear or a sexy outfit, it's a gift, even though I'd also enjoy it and it would be me that actually owned the "gift". Well, I find men in tailored suits sexy but I bet if a guy bought himself a suit to turn me on, nobody would consider it a good gift, would they?
NeonPopRocks 14
My sisters boyfriend tried to put it on, when she got santa lingerie. But yeah, that is kinda funny!
wroofer 2
Tell him to wear it! He'll realize it looked better on you and get over it