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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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anne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
wtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Backhanded
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Anonymous
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Chubby Love, by Bon Iver
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
FML
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Anonymous
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Multitasking
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Anonymous
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Humblebrag
Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
littleguy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, I went on a date with a sweet guy who was 6”11 tall, a size 14 shoe, a 55 inch chest from all his gym muscles, hands like baseball gloves, and gorgeous green eyes… all attached to a 3 inch penis that I could barely feel, and that lasted barely 15 seconds. The foreplay was shit too. FML
Anonymous
Burwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
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Alliria 3
Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?
bgo7 0
if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha
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Weetart 8
Hello???? Ever heard of Extenze??? Get him that for Christmas. I'm sure he'll thank you.
juliette320 0
there's other stuff y'all can do,(oral, toys, get the point?) if you really loved him the size of his dick wouldn't matter anyway. but I understand your concern get creative OP.
lola147_fml 0
So long as you two still have chemistry, you can pleasure each other in different ways. However, if this new revelation has affected your libido, OP, innovation and love just may not be enough. This will be a case of letting things just pkay out on their own.
lola147_fml 0
So long as you two still have chemistry, you can pleasure each other in different ways. However, if this new revelation has affected your libido, OP, innovation and love just may not be enough. This will be a case of letting things just pkay out on their own.
b00z3nw33d 0
thats a really bitchy thing to say, how selfish...
DaveDave7 3
LMFAO
mbear24 0
that sucks, but at least he has a tongue
varkey 7
so what sex isn't everything and my cell phone is super old so it's 6.5 inches... i don't get why you have to compare his penis to a cell phone in the first place YDI
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
viagra, cialis?
thealmityking 4
you have my pity