Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML
Today, I figured out why the guy I secretly love became so friendly with me. It appears that we became friends so that he could get closer to my very best friend and flirt with her. They’re now happily together and my best friend tells me all day long about him, and how they made out. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
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mifo 0
Just grow yourself a disco stick and win that man back.
will2296 6
You're an idiot.
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Comments (129)
soldierswife 0
aw man that sucks
cactus_fml 0
Hahahahaha, I don't even know what to say about this. I make jokes all the time about my boyfriend and "his boyfriend (best friend)." They make jokes too, but it's obvious that neither one of them is gay. ;P FYL.
cactus_fml 0
:( Double post, whyyyy?
PaulieeBooMN 0
it's because you are a biatch
lgs25 0
how can you be sure she thought he wasnt
sadistmonkey 19
will you please stop it with the whole everything ever spoken is cliche bullshit???
amidecour 0
Don't get upset, ask to watch.
suckstobeyou3 0
**** blocked by a guy!
triplethreat13 0
i have learned my lesson in that kind of situation. never make jokes about boyfriends or guy friends being gay because occasionally they are!!! i've been in that situation twice.
irrelevantxx 0
Oh......lord......
lilfuzz409 0
all these comments to as why you would be gay and what not are just retarted. or ydi for dating a fag. this isn't fml. you should be blessed you now can have a gay best friend (: he's your will& you're his grace
shelboo_fml 0
Snap... When me and my boyfriend were pretty much -forced- to date (I was in an extremely homophobic community), and I came out as gay (when I moved)... Not only him, but other people blamed him saying he turned me gay. I went apeshit on them... But hey at least you found out now. It'd be awful if it was a married couple and that crap went down.
whoperlargefries 0
omfg, yeah i know! it would suck if that happened when they were married. but kay, the people who are like "YDI for making those jokes" its like, she didn't make him gay. she just made jokes about it. it is in NO WAY her fault. he's gay. end of story. it was just a coincedence that she was making those jokes and he actually ened up being gay. and its not her fault for dating a 'fag' (which BTW is a very rude & degrading word, there's nothing wrong with being gay. imagine if being gay was normal and marrying someone from the opposite sex was weird? how would you feel? yeah think about THAT.) she didn't know he was a fag, like wth? he obvs said yes/asked her to go out so either he was uncomfortable with being gay and decided to try to be straight or his family disapproved of his lifestyle choice and forced him to be gay. the people who are still discriminatory are probably from the medival ages. anyone who still thinks like that has something SERIOUSLY wrong with them. messed up freaks...
shelboo_fml 0
Yeah no kidding lol I'm pretty sure most of those people saying that online are joking, however. It's amusing to be a jerk online
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