Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML
Today, I figured out why the guy I secretly love became so friendly with me. It appears that we became friends so that he could get closer to my very best friend and flirt with her. They’re now happily together and my best friend tells me all day long about him, and how they made out. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
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mifo 0
Just grow yourself a disco stick and win that man back.
will2296 6
You're an idiot.
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Comments (129)
Calaura9 0
Am I the only one who thinks this man isn't gay, he's bisexual. He gets to suck a dick and get his dick sucked. He gets ass and pussy. This man is full of win. But fyl for him cheating on you.
xkaitlinwhitex 0
ydi for not asking to join. lol just kidding. :( fyl that sucks. (but seriously, try for a threesome...)
sirsquab 12
OP should definitely go for the threesome.
zrhcrx 0
I call it gay sex...
pineapples_fml 5
something similar happened to me and my last boyfriend a little while ago. if you're having insecurity problems don't worry- it's not that your gross or ugly, it's just clear that he likes dicks over chicks that's all
chanman 0
or both, as Calaura9 pointed out.
pineapples_fml 5
this is true... i guess it only works for people who don't look like shit
iljajlm 4
OUCH...don't feel bad. he's just a cocksucker (no pun intended)
Shyman4ever 0
WIN!!!!!
pwnrzero 0
i agree, your life is [ insert this website's favorite word here] and by the way, anyone notice i posted on the last 10 fmls? lol anyway, op depends on ur age and situation, so get over it, or fyl
the1ultimate 0
Wow, it's like you knew... Interesting, and almost Freudian.
AXavierB 1
Sounds pretty hot. I trust you took some pictures? Send them to me, OK? But all kidding aside, I'm sorry this had to happen to you. He was probably just afraid of people knowing and felt like he had to get a girlfriend to appear straight. Hopefully you can forgive him someday; being in the closet was no excuse for cheating on you. But now that you know, you can find someone who really loves you.
slicepaperwrist 0
that's hot...make a video?