Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML
Today, I figured out why the guy I secretly love became so friendly with me. It appears that we became friends so that he could get closer to my very best friend and flirt with her. They’re now happily together and my best friend tells me all day long about him, and how they made out. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
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mifo 0
Just grow yourself a disco stick and win that man back.
will2296 6
You're an idiot.
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Comments (129)
RAMBabyyy 0
Hahahahah! Shouldn't of been talkin' shit. (Katt Williams, ftw!)
kennythedude 3
Awkward! I cannot say anymore.
Popple 0
If someone gets mad at a joke, newsflash, it's not funny to them. Even if they weren't lovers, you're a bitch for getting a kick out of hurting his feelings and making him mad.
natameow 7
I think maybe someone else has been in this situation? Maybe on the other side of it...
shostakovich 0
loltastic!
Trollinggx3 0
YDI for dating a fag.
forgetme_not 0
how are people saying this is sexy? i recently found out why my boyfriend called me a homophobe when i called someone gay
PaulieeBooMN 0
it's because you are
forgetme_not 0
nooo. i'm actually not. pretty much every single one of my friends is gay. so you can go judge someone else thank you.
HiveMindFury 15
#63: I know your comment's quite old, but you can be homophobic while having gay friends, jus' saying! Not saying you are homophobic though, cos you can also call people gay without being a homophobe!
Joey7361 0
#12 true that lol
IFUCKINLOVETEA 0
cause clearly she knew..
himynameisadam 0
YOU LOST THE GAME BITCH!
redbluegreen 41
I hate you.
Moy_fml 6
ARGH ****!
theanonimouse 0
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN SERIOUSLY
chanman 0
WTF
cactus_fml 0
Hahahahaha, I don't even know what to say about this. I make jokes all the time about my boyfriend and "his boyfriend (best friend)." They make jokes too, but it's obvious that neither one of them is gay. ;P FYL.
FPsLife 5
Are you certain about that...? Better watch out!