Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid having the same break as my annoying coworker, I went a little earlier than I usually do. Guess who got moved to a position with an early break? She sat next to me. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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gc327072 31
Sit in between them. hatersgonnahate.jpg
daner10 5
Grade-A jerks!
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Comments (100)
AndTheHammers 8
Next time they do that, pull a chair up and sit beside the winner. That'll teach them!
rhiannon7 4
Same thing happens with me... but they're fighting to sit BESIDE me. Just move if it annoys you.
confusdsincbirth 5
There*
OfficeNinja 5
That makes you the winner. Two girls are fighting over you. You can focus on them fighting over who HAS to sit next to you, or turn that around to who GETS to sit next to you. It is all about how you see it - reality is subjective.
r_bruce69 19
as bitchy as that is, maybe there's a reason for it...
pnutbutternjelly 15
There was a girl that everyone avoided in my class and it was because she smelled so bad, so maybe I'm jumping to conclusions, but that may just be why. If not, then screw them. They're jerks.
Krissey_DJ 16
It's because OP was quiet and doesn't talk much, not because she smelled
VScpu 3
What if the real reason is they fight each other, and the winner sits next to you
jnazzty 4
Ur probably just ugly is all
Crashed1 5
Tell to look in the mirror