Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid having the same break as my annoying coworker, I went a little earlier than I usually do. Guess who got moved to a position with an early break? She sat next to me. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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gc327072 31
Sit in between them. hatersgonnahate.jpg
daner10 5
Grade-A jerks!
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Comments (100)
DragonzCreator 3
Use Axe deodorant . If that stuff works as good as it does in the commercial, you're good to go :)
docscientist 10
If you want to smell of gasoline and clear the entire classroom, sure.
Rebi3144 8
I don't understand why guys think Axe smells good. I don't know a single female who actually likes the smell of it. Maybe Axe is for guys trying to attract guys._.
Ajwc101 24
Out if all my female friends which over time is about 10 only one of em likes axe, personally I don't like it.
Krissey_DJ 16
OP is a girl, and we tend not to like axe on guys, let alone ourselves
Eelam_star 2
They are probably teenagers that needs to grow the **** up. Don't let these two idiots ruin your self esteem because they are not worth it.
ICastillo 25
OP you got it mixed up, they're fighting to sit next to you man. Well that's how you should look at it. Forget about those stuck up bitches, they're probably ugly anyway.
LiterOfCola 16
#8 has nothing to do with this!
LiterOfCola 16
#8 has nothing to do with this!
LiterOfCola 16
That was supposed to be to another comment. Their number changed so my comment got posted in a different place and I also double posted. I have no idea. Sorry everybody
Outhouse_Pete 4
Next time one sits next to you, go "ha ha loser"!
sheldon_cooper_fml 10
Let them know you only want to sit next to the prettier one. Let them fight about that for a while.
183933 6
Look on the bright side... Most losers go unnoticed.
mrtonyanderson 20
That's the worst phrasing ever. Should've been "sit by" not "sit near to". Ugh.