Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML
Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML
Today, my dad's new girlfriend's daughter came over with them. She had a tantrum because my brand new computer, which I worked and saved for, was better than her notebook, which was bought for her. So what did she do? Oh, she threw it off my desk. For some reason I'm being yelled at. FML
Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked, "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being a smart ass said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk… and me. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
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Lalala579121 28
Taking someone's seat is an affront to their humanity and should be punishable to the fullest extent of the law.
InnocenceBlue 38
I had a girl once threaten to beat me up after I had taken a seat next to my boyfriend, simply because she decided that she wanted to sit there. I told her fat chance and to grow up. I could feel her eyes burning into me the whole lesson. It was all quite strange because she'd never shown any interest in him whatsoever before then. People are weird, but at least you didn't end up looking like an immature idiot OP :)
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Comments (59)
l4urenz 23
Haha wtf?
Tripartita 45
I sort of interpreted it as a fellow high schooler throwing a temper tantrum because she wanted OP's chair. But that's just me.
FSGInsainity 15
Tripartita, there's no way. There must be a deeper, more enlightened meaning.
SecundusSecunda 27
We must embark upon the dangerous journey ahead of us to find the true meaning of this!
sarkaar 30
In an ideal world; like that of Tom and Jerry, there'd be a letter that said "I, OP; choose to leave all my earthly possessions to tantrum-throwing girl. Listed: One custard pie." And splat!
Lalala579121 28
Taking someone's seat is an affront to their humanity and should be punishable to the fullest extent of the law.
InnocenceBlue 38
I had a girl once threaten to beat me up after I had taken a seat next to my boyfriend, simply because she decided that she wanted to sit there. I told her fat chance and to grow up. I could feel her eyes burning into me the whole lesson. It was all quite strange because she'd never shown any interest in him whatsoever before then. People are weird, but at least you didn't end up looking like an immature idiot OP :)
fiftyshadesofidk 11
But... It is the singular location in space around which revolves her entire universe.
Mewsmash 9
She must have been quite "up-SEAT" about the whole thing
VikingLynne 18
Ouch...
Earths_Venus 25
You know what? I've made some craptacular puns on this site but I feel like you deserve a downvote for this one.
The_Potato_Lord 15
HA! I get it...
False_Stupidity 42
Tip for #7. Never capitalise or surround a pun in quotes to point them out here, it will only get you down votes. If it needs pointing out then it's probably crap or too obscure.
GZilla2010 14
What a baby. Some people in High School just won't grow up.
Lightyuriman 9
I had this happen to me in highschool, sorry people are immature
MyrmidonQueenn01 9
Haha coming from a highschool girl this does not shock me ONE BIT
pixierara 28
I swear it's like no one ever left kindergarten. People still act as petty as they did and everyone feels entitled to things they don't deserve.