nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Bonk
United States
Self report
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
CA19oo
Buford, United States
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
Anonymous
Always wear protective gear
Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML
flatfoot
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML
norpedo
Cleveland, United States
Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
does it sound like a penis hitting it?
Summer17 0
I bet you're mad.
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Comments (102)
DakotaCat 4
Does it sound like Mario bros.?
Goofy_au86 0
you are retarded, if you cant even use something as simple as a hammer
Fuknmetalchick 0
Oooouch!
wreckfish1 0
u should try on ur temple ( that would kill ya) :P
ObtrusiveDave_fml 0
thud?
jsnakes12 0
everybodies done it before big deal
ghad25 3
hahaha I love how this is worded
rofl_mcdonald 0
ping???
bhimz1 0
at least u found out.. u always learn something new everyday huh?. hope it wasn't hard or u might have heard a CRACK!! sound
cardoor12 0
hint: maybe u should hire a professional next time